40 Cures For Hangovers Mrr Ebook

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If you manage to get out of bed before afternoon tea, why not try breakfast cereal with a nip of whiskey. Apparently, there's something about the combination of wheat, milk and Scotch that's supposed to make you feel born again, although not in the same way Christianity would.

After a boozy night of wanton debauchery, add two cupfuls of Epsom salts and a cupful of vinegar to a bath that's as hot as you can bear. It's claimed the salt and vinegar draws the poison right out of you. Added to that, the steam clears your head and relaxes you. So beware, don't nod off, drown and spoil what was probably a pretty good evening!

Lemon coffee anyone?

How about a drop of rose-scented essential oil rubbed on your temples to dilate the capillaries and boosts blood flow to your brain. What sweeter way to ease a skullcrushing headache while being molested by a swarm of psychotic African bees?

Ideally you should drink loads of water before going to bed, but if it's too late for that, get your dried up prune of a body over to the tap and drink, drink, drink until your stomach's so full it hurts, then wait. Five minutes later your mouth will be parched again and ready for more. Carry on until you feel better, or explode.

Some say you should exercise vigorously before going to bed. These charlatans have obviously never been drunk. Trying to undo your shoelaces is exercise enough!

The infamous Red-eye. Whiskey, Tabasco sauce, coffee, a raw egg, pepper and orange juice all blended together. [Measures are at the makers discretion]. Please ensure your stomach lining is made of asbestos before trying this one and do yourself a favour - put a toilet roll in the refrigerator.

The ancient Romans would eat deep-fried canaries, which must've been a real tweet - Boom! Boom!

As for the ancient Greeks, well they found relief by munching merrily on a sheep's lung, or two. Add two owl's eggs alongside and it simply made your mouth water.

During the second century, Galen the Greek thought it would be a good idea to wrap a hangover sufferer's head in cabbage leaves. He was a card that Galen.

For our ancestors in general, eating boiled cabbage before a binge was widely thought to be the best preventative. And the next day, you got your nostrils cleared for free.

According to folklore, Native Americans would work up a sweat, then lick it off their skin and spit it out to rid their bodies of 'poison'.

Asian Indians like to guzzle down a long cool glass of their own wazz, of which there must be an endless supply!

A nice hot cup of tea. Ah yes, but we're not talking Earl Grey here are we, no no. Try an agricultural blend that you won't find in your corner shop - rabbit-pooh tea. This is a hangover curative concocted by those happy-go-lucky gunslingers of the old wild west.

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